Unidentified Pooping Object (UPO)

An Unidentified Pooping Object or UPO, is defined as a perceived poopie flying in the sky, not identifiable by standard people who aren't Poopheads. Most UPOs are later identified as toilet phenomena once seen. The term is widely used for claimed people who have "seen" brown objects passing by their bathrooms at night.

Studies
Studies have established that the majority of UPO observations are misidentified shaped objects or natural toilet phenomena—most commonly solid dookie, fart clouds, diarrhea, or astronomical objects such as pooballs or crystallized poop with a small percentage even being hoaxes. Between 5% and 20% of reported poop sightings are not explained, and therefore can be classified as unidentified pooping objects in the sixth sense. Watch out!