Pooflinger

A Pooflinger is someone who is smart enough to touch poop with their hands, smell it, and throw back to their enemies, but not smart enough to become a fully aware Poophead. Pooflingers research the proper way of throwing poopies by visiting their local zoo from the chimpanzee exhibit. Some Pooflingers have even evolved (or should i say "devolved") into chimpanzees themselves, which have made the intellectual Poopheads rofl and lmao at how Pooflingers are way more embarrassing then their society.

People who Identify as Pooflingers
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