Homosexuality

Homosexuality (also known as gayyage) is one of the important criteria required to become the Puke Dalai Lama. This used to be a tradition until Nazi Santa formalized it in 1945.

History
Before 1927, gay sex was looked to as a method of air conditioning. If you had sex with a man, God would stop shining his stupid light at you so the heat from the light would go away. However, gay sex took a new meaning in 1724 when Nazi Santa went on a daily trip to the summit of K2 (where his jewish slaves work).

It was the date of 13 October 1265, and the Himalayas were warmer than usual. Nazi Santa was not used to it being warm, so he decided to have gay sex with his boyfriend to get colder. Suddenly, the snow cleared or whatever. So the Christmasführer over here said "Ooh jeez bro, I should go tell the Puke Dalai Lama about this!"

"Oh man, it's me, Nazi Santa! It seems a bit warmer than usual today! I should have gay sex with my boyfriend though homeboy, that should fix things up nicely my Americans!"

"Wow guys, it's me, Nazi Santa, and I had some good gay sex with my boyfriend! It was good cuz it was air conditioning me because it was hot in the weather. And I got some pretty nice stuff too!"

He told the puke dali lama "Gay sex has a lot more power than you think! I just cleared all the snow with the power of cumming in my boy's butthole!" then dalai lama: "Nah youre wrong" then the boyfriend came and say "Yea its true" so then they all had gay sex and good crap happened proving the Antichristsbirthday rihgt